Friday, October 26, 2018

The End

Friday, September 21, 2012

As this trip is ending, here are some additional thoughts.  Ok, yes, I loved Switzerland, but honestly who can afford to live there?  During one meal we got charged 1 Euro for 1 pat of butter.  Cokes and water routinely cost 5 Euros for a small bottle.  The car train was the only thing that was reasonably priced.

We finished out Switzerland with one night in Luzern (cool town) and a brief stop in Bern to see the bears.  Unfortunately, the bears weren't out, but it was a good chance to see the city which is lovely. After leaving Bern we headed to France and spent the night in Chamonix.  We had considered doing the cable car up Mt. Blanc, but it would have cost around $100 and we just didn't want to go that badly.  One funny thing about Chamonix was the hotel.  The bathroom was so small that in order to fit in the toilet, about a third of it took up part of the door opening.  Never saw anything like that before!  Although the hotel in Luzern and again in Chamonix promised WiFi in the room, in both places our rooms were in dead zones.  I had to do an application for work, so we ended up taking the laptop to the hotel's business center and I was able to get it done there.


The other big event in Chamonix was Brian breaking out in a horrible rash all over his body.  It stung and itched and generally looked awful.  This morning it had spread so he went down to the pharmacy. They sold him some type of pill, and so, just to double check, he stopped in at a second pharmacy.  They told him that he needed to see a doctor immediately.  Just so happened that there was a doctor right around the corner.  He stopped in and was given an appointment for a little later this morning.  She saw him promptly, diagnosed a contact allergy, cause unknown, and wrote him two prescriptions.  She had very limited English, so it was interesting to watch her try to explain when and how much of each medicine he would take.  She billed us 40 Euros, which we paid directly to her, then she wrote a note in French for us to send to Aetna.  That should be good for a laugh.  At any rate, we got the scripts filled, and went on our merry way back to Italy and to our last hotel right by the airport.

Life is Good

Tuesday, September 18, 2012


OMG, I love the Swiss! They have toilet seats, car trains, and AAA discounts. Not to be putting down the Italians, but what is with their obsession about having no toilet seats in the restrooms?? And who knew about car trains? Never saw any mention of them in the guidebooks, either. Good thing we stopped at a tourist info booth in Zermatt to ask about the shortest way to Grindelwald. By the way, Zermatt is a picture postcard village at the foot of the Matterhorn. We now have a very detailed Swiss road map (only cost about $20). We could see a shortcut, but on the map it looked like there was no road between two of the small towns. So we stopped to ask about that and found out about the car train. In the first town, you drive your car right onto the train and remain seated in the car. The train takes you through a mountain, pitch dark in the tunnel. About 15 minutes later you drive right off the train and continue on your merry way. It costs 22 Swiss francs. To have gone the long way around would have added several hours to the trip as well as costing a fortune in gas. We have been spending well over $100 a tank for fuel on this trip, so the cost of the train seemed like a real bargain. Plus, it was a very cool experience. Yesterday we went up a series of cable cars to the top of the Schilthorn. This is not the highest mountain in the area, but this is the mountain featured in the James Bond movie, "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" At the top is a revolving restaurant and views of the Eiger, the Monch, and the Jungfrau. We ate lunch, which was about $50. We couldn't help laughing about that and remembering the $50 lunch we had by accident in Liechtenstein two years ago. Yesterday was by far the better value, and best of all, when we bought out tickets for the cable cars, the ticket lady asked if we had AAA. We never would have thought to ask for a AAA discount, but it saved us about $30. And now you know why we love the Swiss. Not to mention the incredible beauty of this country. The most fantastic thing of all yesterday is that Cindy and Jason called us to relay the awesome news that Jason passed his bar exam. 

Catching Up

Sunday, September 16, 2012
Haven't posted in a while for a couple of reasons. Usually I'm just too tired, but we did spend a couple of days in a delightful medieval walled village and had no internet access. The town, San Gimignano, is wonderful, and we had a great hotel. The first morning after we arrived we set out for Pisa -- which was terrific-- and then headed to Firenze. That's where we got into major trouble. We never could figure out where Garmin was taking us, but we also never got close to where we were headed. We never even got to a spot that I could find on the map. Around and around we went with narrow, crowded streets and maniacal drivers, and then the Garmin died. At that point we decided to bag the Duomo and after a lot of trouble we found our way out of town. Without using the Garmin, we made it to Venice easily, got parked and onto the water bus and had no trouble finding the hotel, getting our gondola ride and seeing St. Mark's Square. No adventures to report. Today, we came across the Simplon Pass into Switzerland, and had no trouble finding our way to Tasch. Tomorrow we go to Zermatt to look at the Matterhorn. 


Lessons Learned

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

If nothing else, this trip has vividly demonstrated to us that we aren't spring chickens anymore and just can't keep up the frantic pace we used to do on trips. We were supposed to go to Capri today, but now Brian isn't feeling too great. When he told me this, it took absolutely no time for me to say, "yeah, lets skip Capri and do it when we hit Naples on the cruise next year." All I could think about was getting a chance to sleep in, read a book, do the laundry and watch a movie, while lounging around in the hotel room. We also think that this will be our last trip to a foreign country where we rent a car and drive ourselves. That's just not as fun as it used to be, either. So, no funny adventures today and no interesting pictures either. Tomorrow is another day! 

Out of the Frying Pan

Monday, September 10, 
I now understand why my brother and sister-in-law took a whole week to see Rome. At the time it just didn't make any sense to me, and so, when it was my turn to plan this trip I only allotted three days in Rome. What I did not figure in was how tired and sick I was by the time we arrived and so we didn't accomplish anything the first day. The second day I still was feeling bad but charged ahead to the Vatican. By the time we were finished there, I was completely out of energy and still not keeping food down. After an all too short rest, we went on a three hour Segway tour of Rome at night. I thought I would die, but we saw so much that we would have missed otherwise, and Segways are a lot of fun to ride. We finally got something to eat about 10:30 p.m. which was about the first food that I was able to eat in two days. The next day we did the Colosseum and the catacombs and wasted a couple of hours waiting for the bus. We had a very tasty and relaxing dinner at Campo di Fiori, and then took in the Trevi Fountain and the Spanish Steps. We did everything that we wanted to do, but it was just too hard to do all of that in two days. This morning we took a bus out to Fiumicino to pick up the rental car. What a nightmare! The whole shebang took about three hours, and then to add insult to injury we have no way to charge anything in the car. That shouldn't be a problem since we have been able to charge the laptop, my phone, and my nook in our rooms. We always keep the car charger plugged in when using the Garmin, and there we were with no idea if the Garmin would last long enough to get us to Sorrento. We kept it off as long as possible but took a wrong turn as we were leaving Naples. That is when we turned it on, in the middle of some city. It was in the midst of telling us how to get out of the town when it totally died. It took us forever to find our way just using the Atlas, but when we got to Sorrento we couldn't find the hotel. Finally, we stopped at another hotel and they showed us on a town map how to get to where we wanted to go. Driving in Italy is not a lot of fun. Between the stick shift, the wild drivers all around us, the suicidal scooters riders, and the giant buses, it was all Brian could do to get us here. That's why we decided to go with the tour options for Capri and the Amalfi Coast. Both will pick us up here and drop us off at the end of the day. That is also why we are going to eat tonight at a restaurant that will pick us up and deliver us back. We honestly thought that getting out of Rome would end the crowds and narrow streets, and the traffic, but we went from the frying pan to the fire today. 


Italy for Beginners

Friday, September 7, 2012
This time we are off to Italy and Switzerland 
Got to Rome this morning, but I was not feeling all too well. Actually, I lost my breakfast on the train tracks at the airport. Maybe you don't need to know that, however. We took the train into the center city, and then stumbled our way around the Termini looking for the hop on hop off tour office. Once we took care of that, we set out for the hotel, which was very easy to find, but by the time we got here, dragging our luggage, I was so tired that I lay down to "rest my eyes". Two hours later, I came to, and was ready to venture out looking for the catacombs. We were told that there are some near the Circus Maximus, so we blundered our way over there. Of course, we couldn't find them, so back we came to the train station where we had started out. At least we got our feet wet on the Metro and have a general idea what we are supposed to do tomorrow. 


The Talk To Me Tattoo

Wednesday, July 20, 2011
The “Talk to Me” Tattoo 
It happened last year in Germany when I must have had the "talk to me in German" tattoo on my forehead. Well, what a surprise! It now reads, "talk to me in Portuguese". Yep, the same thing happened--a woman beside me on a bench starts conversing with me in Portuguese. I used one of the few Portuguese expressions that I know to tell her that I don't speak Portuguese and that I couldn't understand her. So what does she do? The same thing as her German counterpart. She just spoke slower and louder!

And ok, I confess, I did get up and learn the Samba last night, but only because my son made me. We all tremendously enjoyed the Samba club and have some good pictures of the Caldows cutting loose.

Today we did the bucket list of things to do in Rio, by going up to the base of the Christ the Redeemer statue on Corcovada, then taking the cable car to the top of Sugar Loaf. Rio is just as beautiful in person as it is in the photos.
We finished the day with Brazilian pizza, which is excellent. Well, I can't say that the day was quite finished after dinner, because we ended up playing cards til 1 am. This is significant only in that Brian's usually sound asleep by 9:45! He is really adapting to the Carioca lifestyle of sleeping in, getting a late start on the day, eating lunch in the middle of the afternoon, dinner at 8 or later, then some activity until the wee hours. We have also found that Rio time can be rather fluid.

But one last thing I need to mention. The taxis are very plentiful, but they are all wild and crazy drivers. Even the public buses race down the streets. We feel like we are on Mr. Toad's wild ride every time we go anywhere. What is truly amazing is that there aren't more crashes. And lastly, what's with all the taxi's showing empty on their gas gauge. That just fascinates us. 


Extreme Activities Rio Style

Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Ok, so maybe I didn't do any of them, but Brian, Jason, and most of all, Brenda did, and I got to watch. Yesterday we started out with what everyone thought was a standard zip line canopy tour. Turns out, the zip line was the least of it. Mostly it was a very challenging aerial obstacle course. Jason inadvertently missed some of the obstacles, but Brenda sailed through them. Brian did fine until the last one. At that point he was so physically exhausted that the guide had to come out and help him. I'm really proud of all of them, because I could tell from how sweaty they all were, how much effort that they had put into it.
 After everyone caught their breath, we went on a tour of the Tijuca Rain Forest -- very beautiful! At that point we bade farewell to our driver and adjourned to the Cachaca Academy for drinks and food. Cachaca is a liquor derived from the sugar cane, and is the basis of all the Caipirinhas that we have been enjoying. 

The extreme activities continued today when we took Brenda hang gliding. This was our "thank you" to her for all the translating and guide services that she has been giving us. We thought for a long time that the clouds would not break up enough for her to take off, but eventually, those of us waiting on the beach looked up to the mountain to see the beautiful sight of the multiple wings soaring through the sky.

We will be finishing today with an evening at a Samba Club. And no, I will not be doing any of the Sambaing!

A Carioca Sunday

Sunday, July 17, 2011
I'm told that we just spent a typical Carioca Sunday. If that is true, they really know how to live! We all slept in, then Brian and Brenda made the daily jaunt to the bakery down the street for a variety of great pastries. When we finished brunching, Brenda hit the beach and the rest of us went to the Hippie Fair. This takes place every Sunday and fills up a park. There are all sorts of vendors selling wonderful things at great prices and in the center are all sorts of lovely art works for sale. 
After Brian and I had seen all we wanted to, we sat on a bench and watched the locals enjoying the beautiful day, while Jason haggled over a painting. He has been haggling with the artist for a whole month, and still thinks he can get a better deal.
 We then strolled over to the Ipanema Beach and found a spot to sit, drink caiparinhas, and watch the crowds on the beach. We decided that we should mosey along if we were going to get a table somewhere to watch the Brazil/Paraguay soccer game. Jason took us to a place he knows and ran into some friends. These friends told him that they had just seen Brenda looking for us, so we waited while he went back to the Hippie Fair and found Brenda.

 There was a very small town feeling to the whole business. We then took a really wild taxi ride to the Leblon area, found a restaurant for a Brazilian meal and watched the first half of the game. At that point we hopped in a cab, came back to Copacabana and went to a cafe for more caiparinhas and the rest of the game. And that is how the Carioca's spend Sundays!

A Glorious Day in Rio

Saturday, July 16, 2011

So maybe yesterday was just an aberration. Today was a splendid day and we got to interact with some real Brazilians, thanks to Jason's Brazilian law school buddy, Brenda who goes to law school at SMU. She moved in with us for a few days and is our tour guide. Jason is doing remarkably well with the language. He can get around, communicate in restaurants and shops, and really knows his way around the city. But Brenda's fluency has allowed us to have some interesting conversations with locals. We started the afternoon at a huge market that was clearly not for tourists. We prowled around there, stopped for a refreshing caiparinha, and then found a cab that drove us all over the city. He stopped to let us take pictures, and, when we decided to have another "drink" break, he joined us in the cafe and shared stories about his life. After an enjoyable time getting to know him, we came back to the apartment  for a break, before going to a real Brazilian churascaria, where we fed on great chunks of meat. Altogether a charming day! 

Welcome to Rio Sucker!

Friday, July 15, 2011

Ok, so I was warned that bicyclists swoop down upon you and snatch things right from your hand. Warned, but maybe not believing! We had no trouble on the flight (10 hours, but who is counting), had a driver waiting for us with our name on a sign, and safely made it to the apartment which is right on Copacabana beach. The driver didn't speak English, but we were prepared. We had printed up a note for him on Google translate, and succeeded in making our plans for pick up, sightseeing, and the trip back to the airport next week. We even successfully got ourselves fed at lunch. But after a brief nap, we ventured out to the beach. And that is where I got hit. A bicyclist came swooping at me, stuck out his hand and went for my throat. He tore my shirt open and before I could even react, was long gone down the boardwalk. It took me a minute to realize that my gold necklace was gone. This necklace isn't really all that valuable. It is just the one with the pendant filled with gold that I panned in Fairbanks. On the whole I'm glad that it wasn't my purse! So the warnings are absolutely true and I just put the rest of my costume jewelry and my credit cards in the apartment safe. Now we are waiting for Jason to get here and we will see what is on tonight's agenda. 

Rio de Janeiro

Monday July 11, 2012


Now we are getting ready to venture off to Rio de Janeiro to meet up with our law school attending son. He has been there for the last few weeks doing a summer semester abroad conducted through the Tulane Law School. He attends class in a Brazilian law school and will finish the semester the day that we arrive. He seems fairly excited about having the chance to introduce us to Rio, and we are excited about both spending time alone with him and about seeing all the things that he has been discovering during his stay. 

Home Again

Wednesday, September 16, 2010
When we started this adventure we were both a little worried that three weeks would turn out to be too long. It definitely wasn't too long, but by the time we left, we were ready to end it. We were very tired and had done almost everything that we planned to do. We didn't get to see Noah's Ark in the Netherlands, but that was ok. We also didn't go into Paris for dinner on our last night. We were just too darned tired to face the effort of getting the train in. Other than those two things we did everything that we planned and more. One of the most amazing things to us was that everywhere we went we heard American music and it wasn't current music, it was oldies. I don't understand why that is. We also found that in all the countries they show a lot of very old American TV programs dubbed into German, or Dutch, or French. We had a hard time finding any thing to watch on TV. Periodically we could find the BBC news in English, CNN world news, and even in several places we found a Russian News station broadcasting from Moscow in English. There are also McDonald's and Burger Kings everywhere. Wish I owned stock. The one thing that I couldn't find anywhere was a Dr. Pepper and that is really a shame! 


The Griswolds Do Europe

Remember when I told you about our problems at the airport in Amsterdam? You would think that we would have learned something from that, but once again, life's little lessons failed to sink in. The morning that we departed Paris, we set out for the airport with all confidence that we had it planned. The night before we had spent quite a bit of time searching for a gas station so that we could return the car with a full tank. As it turns out, the little town where DeGaulle airport is located doesn't have a single gas station. We finally located one on the entrance road to the airport so we were all set--we thought. We headed out with plenty of time to spare, gassed up and started looking for the place to return the rental car. This airport has three terminals and we were headed for Terminal 2. There was no problem finding it, but it so happens that Terminal 2 isn't just one building. There are four Terminal 2 buildings--2A, 2B, 2C, and 2D. We knew that we were leaving from 2A, so that is where we headed. To our great relief we spotted a car rental return sign and got in the lane for it. However we never saw another direction sign and pretty soon we had made a loop and were right back where we started. We were looping a circle that included 2A and 2 B. We went round again, with the same results, then round again several more times. What's the definition of insanity? By the time we had looped it five or six times I decided that we were one level up and needed to be on the ground level. I could see lots of cars parked in the center of the loop so that must be the place, right? We spotted a ramp leading down and, with a big sigh of relief, down we went. Of course, it turned out to be another parking lot and once we were in, we had to pay to get out--just like in Amsterdam. So back we went to our familiar loop. Finally Brian noticed that above the one sign that indicated the car rental return, there were some letters such as Pa, Pb, Pe, or something like that. On the next circle we spotted another off ramp with one of the P letters on it. We took it, but when we didn't see any direction signs, we finally pulled over and asked an airport employee. Naturally he didn't speak any English and we couldn't think of how to ask directions in French. He finally got what we were asking and answered us with gestures and more French. I caught the word for left, so we thanked him and headed out. Sure enough, by keeping to the left we eventually found the entrance to the car return. It turned out to be on the bottom level of the loop that circled 2C and 2D. Of course there were no signs saying that, so who knew? Sadly, by that time I was so rattled that I left my prescription sunglasses in the car. I think that we have just enough knowledge to be dangerous. 

The Garmin was a lifesaver but...

When we left Germany, headed to Luxembourg and France, we programmed our destination into the Garmin and off we went. I was a little surprised that he (our speaker is a male Australian voice) didn't direct us to the nearest autobahn, but we decided to follow his lead. The only problem is if you live by the Garmin, you can also die by the Garmin! He took us on the back roads in what would look like a short cut if you saw it in the atlas. However, he didn't take into account that the road he had us on got us in the middle of nowhere and then the road closed. We turned off on a little side road, he said "recalculate", and off he took us to another road that was closed. This happened three times and we wandered all over the countryside. I was trying to see where we were on the atlas, thinking that maybe I could get us straightened out, but neither any of the roads nor any of the villages that we went through were on the map. Of course we eventually made our way out of Germany, but it certainly took a lot longer than it would have if we had gone by way of the autobahn. Now you would think we would have learned a lesson from this, but oh, no! When we left Epernay, France headed toward Paris and the end of the journey, we went by way of Chateau Thierry and Belleau Wood to have a look at the battlefields. And wouldn't you know it, Garmin did it to us again and we spent the afternoon exploring the back roads of France looking for the Expressway. This wonderful GPS put us on roads that were one lane wide but there was traffic going both ways. We kept having to pull over in the fields to get by. Once again none of the roads we were on or the villages that we went through were on the atlas. Next time we are definitely going to take a better atlas. 

Castle on the Rhine

One of the best things that we did was to spend the night in a castle on the Rhine. Although it was planned to be our "big splurge" of the whole trip, it turned out to be the best bang for the buck that we had. It wasn't however without a little bit of a challenge. This particular castle was, like most of them are, located up on a very high hill. The drive up wasn't any big deal, but the parking lot was located a little way down the hill from the castle. We got the luggage dragged up alright, but I was winded by the time we reached the entrance steps. At that point a very nice gentleman offered to get my suitcase up the steps for me. We started chatting and it turned out that he lives in Aubrey, up near Denton! Any way, we got inside and I thought my troubles were over. Ha! Turns out that they had given us a room upgrade and it just happened to be at the very top of a very high tower. Of course there was no elevator, but luckily for both of us, there was a staff member who picked up both our suitcases and trotted up the stairs. It was 6 flights up and I thought that I would die. It took me a little while to get to the room (had to stop and rest a couple of times on the way), but when I finally got there it took my breath away. The bed had a crown canopy, the room was filled with antiques (including chairs, tables, cabinets, desk and a sofa), the fixtures in the bathroom were all gold, and there was fruit and a bottle of sherry on the coffee table. Best of all, there was a balcony that looked out on the Rhine and the city far below us. We had a fabulous gourmet dinner and extensive buffet breakfast and when we got the bill it was lower than the rate quoted to us when we booked it online. The only problem was to get to the dining room for the dinner and the breakfast we had to go up and down all those steps. But it was really worth it and you must know that it was nice if I was willing to huff and puff my way up those stairs all those times.   

Things We’ve Noticed

Saturday, September 11, 2010
  • All over Europe we have seen lots and lots of the new windmills-everywhere. 
  • There are a lot of Japanese tourists and in many places the signs are bilingual with the second language being Japanese. 
  • No matter what the weather or how cold it is, Europeans love to sit outside at cafes. 
  • In every country that we visited the stop signs are all in English. 
  • They like to eat lunch at 2 and dinner at 8. 
  • Europeans are very hearty. They walk or bike everywhere no matter how hilly. 
  • The church bells ring alot and there are lots of them in every town.
  • Most of the time you have to pay to pee. 
  • The autobahn is loads of fun. 
  • They eat lunch food-like cold cuts and cheese and pickles and olives for breakfast. 
  • No hotel bed had a top sheet--they use duvets for the top cover even when it is hot. 
  • Only the castle hotel had a facecloth. Not one to be found anywhere else. 
  • There is a decided lack of street signs all over Europe. 
  • They have very sexy billboard ads like you would never see in Texas and in a couple of places we were channel surfing-during prime time-and came upon porn being shown on regular TV. 
  • The parking garage machines may be exactly alike in different cities, but they don`t neccessarily work the same. 
  • In Germany we were in a restaurant where there was a Bavrian floor show. There were two young boys folk dancing and when they finished they went behind the bar and drew themselves a large glass of beer. They start them young! 
  • You really can ride the trams without buying a ticket, because no one ever checks. 
  • Zurich isn`t worth visiting. 

We Love Austria, but...

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Ok, so we were warned, by the car rental company, to expect Switzerland to charge us a "road tax" of about $50. However when we crossed into Switzerland, there was no border crossing station and nowhere to pay the tax. We drove to Zurich and when we left we felt pretty smug about skating on the tax. Unfortunately as we went from Switzerland back into Germany we crossed thru a very few miles of the westernmost tip of Austria. And that is where disaster hit us! There was a border guard station as we left Austria and that is where we learned that Austria also has this "road tax" and the fine for not having paid it was $160!! What really chapped us was that we had been crossing in and out of Austria for quite a few days and nowhere was there any sign about this tax or any place to pay it. At least there weren´t any signs in English and who can read all that German stuff anyway? We finally figured out, based on something the border guard said, that they just manned the autobahn crossings and we had been crossing on back roads all this time. Sheesh, if we had only known that we would have taken the back road out of Austria and saved a bundle. 

The Importance of Paying Attention

Monday, September 2010

Today we went from Garmisch to Zurich by way of Liechtenstein. We thought it would be a great idea to get a pit stop and lunch in Vaduz, Liechtenstein. We located a likely looking Gasthaus (after missing the McDonalds) and to our great delight they spoke English, had the requisite facilities and were serving lunch. Not being terribly hungry, we each ordered a mixed salad (for 6 francs each), two cokes, and an order of fries. Imagine our shock when the bill arrived and it was over 50 dollars. Seems that they brought us a different kind of salad which must have been due to someone not paying attention when we ordered. Then I happily pulled up the address for the hotel (I thought) in the GPS and off we set for Zurich. Unfortunately I had pulled up the wrong address and we wandered ALL over the whole city before we got to someone`s house and realized what I had done. We finally got to the right spot, but what a beating. We had to park the car quite a long way away, then we found out that the tram to get back to the hotel required coins, which of course we didn't have. A kind lady in a dress shop helped us out and now we are in the hotel. They are charging us a fortune to use the computer (even the coffee in the lobby isn't free), so I will sign off before we go broke.

Sure Everyone Speaks English

Saturday, September 4, 2010
Somehow, between Austria and Germany we developed new tattoos on our foreheads. Now you can look at us and see the "talk to me in German" tattoo clear as day. The German people are very friendly and quite chatty, but alas it’s only in German. We smile and laugh and shake our heads and Brian can say that we don't speak German in German, but it doesn't change anything. Last night at dinner we were sitting peacefully eating our supper and a couple plopped themselves down at our table and joined us. They didn't speak English, so we did a lot of smiling. The best part came when they ordered a drink that we didn't recognize. Brian managed to ask them what the name of the drink was and not only did they tell us that it was Beerschnaps, the fellow even held out his glass and offered me a taste. Now that's a little too friendly! We also had the bright idea yesterday to ride the city bus to the end of the line and back again, just to see what was out there. The problem came when we got to the end of the line and were the only people left on the bus. The driver started ordering us to do something. He was very loud and authoritarian and of course we had no clue what he was saying. We just thought maybe he was ordering us off the bus so we jumped up and left. The bus promptly departed and that is when we discovered that we were stuck for a half hour. I'll bet that if we had been able to tell him that we wanted to ride back, he would have let us. Anyway while we were waiting an elderly German woman sat down next to me on the bench and started telling me something. I shook my head and said in English that I don't speak German, but she just got mad and started shouting at me. You know the universal response to someone who doesn't speak your language is to talk louder and slower. I never did figure out what was bothering her. She finally stopped shouting at me and stomped off. Now we have the next two days to explore around the Garmisch area and see if we can make a few more friends!  

Odds and Ends

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Can't get to our gmail from this computer so we'll catch up on emails as soon as we can. We are in Salzburg now and had a lovely day exploring the city and some small villages and lakes in the country. I was in somewhat of a panic mode since I finished all the books that I brought with me. I thought that I had enough to last the whole trip, but I´ve blown thru them and was getting desperate. We found a bookstore here in Salzburg which fortunately had a large selection of paperbacks in English. When I went up to the counter the clerk said "Gruss Gott", so I said it back to her. At that point she burst into a flood of German and I stood there with a deer in the headlights look. She evidently understood because she looked at me and promptly switched to English! We have been tickled at the number of times that we have asked clerks if they speak English and they always answer, "of course!" Like doesn't everybody? By the way, I forgot to mention how much we enjoyed the autobahn. We had it up to 115 many times, but couldn't maintain that speed due to traffic and road work so the rest of the time we had to keep it down to about 90. 

Paying the Piper

Monday, August 30, 2010

We learned something interesting yesterday. We had been noticing that we weren't getting very good service in any restaurant when it came time to pay the bill. We thought the staff just didn't like us, because they would bring the food then never come back with the bill. We just found out last night (from a very kind waiter) that in Europe it is considered the highest type of rudeness for a waiter to bring the bill before you ask for it. They consider that action a message that they want you out of the restaurant. If it hadn't been for his kindness we would have continued to sit and stew. He also said that in Holland (yeah they still call it Holland) they are required to take English classes every year in school starting in first grade and that at the universities most classed are taught in English. Ah the universal language--thank God! 

Brugge to Amsterdam

Sunday, August 29, 2010

I  could have entitled this blog entry “Parking lots and prostitutes" since that is how yesterday began and ended. When we tried to leave the parking lot in Brugge, we were so sure that we knew how the payment process worked from having it explained to us in Brussels. But alas, after we had paid, when we tried to leave, the gate wouldn't go up. We parked, went to the machine and tried it again. Still no luck leaving and the cars were backing up behind us. Finally an attendant showed up and got us straightened out, but we knew that it was going to be a long day! On the way to Amsterdam we stopped at the Royal Delft porcelain factory. Imagine this--the toilet bowls are made out of the famous blue Royal Delft. Seemed somehow wrong to use them for their intended purpose. We finally made it to the Amsterdam airport where we planned to park the car. Circled it a few times trying to find the parking lot. We originally went to short term, but when we found out that it cost $30 a day to park there, we just headed right for the exit. Of course they charged us $3 just to drive thru the lot! When we finally got parked we rode the shuttle to the terminal (where we purchased the shuttle tickets to bring us into downtown), but we missed our stop and had to walk two terminals back to where the ticket stall was. Don't you know that by the time we finally found it, they had closed for the day. Then we had to walk back two terminals to the other shop. Finally got it all straightened out, but we were already tired from driving and walking all day. That night we took a 2 hour walking tour of the red light district. Very interesting-but also exhausting. Today we went to the windmills, a cheese factory, and a wooden shoe factory. It rained all day and it is very cold. People are wearing winter coats. We are very grateful to have our jackets, but we are still cold. By the way, did I mention that none of the beds have top sheets? They just have a bottom sheet and a duvet. We are happy for the warmth of the duvet, but are just hoping that they change the covers between customers! 

In Brugge

Friday, August 27, 2010

Liked Brussels; love Brugge! This is such a charming town in spite of the fact that it is filled with tourists. Guess somebody has to keep all the chocolate shops in business. Every other store is either a chocolate shop or a lace store. The beer is good, the Flemish food is tasty, and it is blessedly cool here. Jackets feel wonderful and the umbrellas have come in handy since it was raining this morning. Sorry, no misadventures to report. It is on to Delft and Amsterdam tomorrow. 

Brian vs the Tram

Thursday, August 26, 2010                                                                                                                                              First, if it weren´t for the Garmin GPS we would never have found our way in or out of Brussels, around Ghent, or to our hotel in Brugge. But having said that, we managed to get royally turned around in each city and it seemed like all we were hearing was, "Recalculate". In Ghent, we were making a U turn to get corrected and all of a sudden Brian started yelling. I looked up and found out that we were stopped on the tram tracks and couldn´t pull forward due to oncoming traffic. That might not have mattered but a tram was bearing down on us. The tram finally stopped right next to our door and politely waited till we got moved. But it is an awful feeling to be trapped on the tracks and see the train headed right for you.  

If It’s Tuesday It Must Be Belgium

Tuesday, August 24, 2010
We are off to Europe- Belgium, Netherlands, Austria, Germany, France, Liechtenstein & Luxembourg 

Ok, so Brian didn't think we would have any language problems! The first one happened right after we got off the plane in Paris. Some airline attendant was rushing through pushing a collapsed wheelchair and just missed running me down. Of course he had been hollering something (probably get out of the way) but since I didn't understand I just kept on where I was. It took Brian yelling my name to save me. We are in Brussels--thank heavens for the GPS or we would never have found our way thru the city. And back to the language issue--we forgot that the menus are all in French! 

Notes on our China visit August 2005

The flight over was interesting because we flew over Alaska and could see the top of Mt. McKinley, then we flew over Russia (the Kamchatka Peninsula), then straight down over Japan to Narita. Our planned afternoon shopping in Japan busted since we had to take a later flight out of DFW due to a Typhoon in Japan.  By the time we got to the hotel in Narita city, we were soaking wet and very tired and the shops were closing.  The next morning we left on JAL and flew straight down the mainland of Japan.  Had a nice view of Fuji out the window, then flew straight over South Korea—another great view.  Then we landed in Beijing and from then on, the air pollution was so bad we didn’t have any great views for quite a while.
All the way over I was worried about our arrangements. After all, I had booked this trip through a Chinese travel agency, online, and I kept thinking, “What if that agency was just a scam? What if they just took our money and there are no actual arrangements waiting for us?  There we would be with no reservations for anything and not speaking Chinese. What in the world would we do!!!”  When we exited the arrival hall at Beijing and there was a man with our name on a sign, I was so happy and relieved that I nearly hugged him. And to our delight, everything went smoothly and exactly as planned.
The Beijing airport was a bit of a surprise—kind of old and ratty and dingy.  Not what we expected for the capital.  They are undergoing massive renovations to polish up for the 2008 Olympics, but they don’t seem to have started at the airport.  Beijing is overwhelming in its size and population.  Huge, huge, huge.  Everywhere you look, in all directions, you see medium-to-high rise apartment buildings.  The thing is, though, they aren’t attractive buildings—they look shabby.  Most of the apartments have glassed-in balconies and they are full of clothes drying and crammed with assorted possessions.  They reminded me of projects like Bed-Stuy in New York.  Even the newer buildings looked slummy.
The other thing that really stood out to me in Beijing was how completely confused I was geographically.  I had studied the map of the city, noted the landmarks and hotel location and expected to be fairly oriented most of the time.  However, I never could figure out where I was in relation to either the Summer Palace or the Forbidden City or the Temple of Heaven (three noticeable landmarks).  That was also true in Xi’an (outside the city wall), Kunming, and Guilin.  In Lijiang I could orient myself somewhat.  It wasn’t till we got to Shanghai that I really could tell where in the city I was, at any given time.  I guess the river and the Bund help there—and some fairly straight freeways.
Another thing about all the cities is the traffic and the almost kamikaze way they drive.  The roads are clogged with vehicles—cars and trucks and buses and motorcycles and scooters and bikes and they are all trying to occupy the same space at the same time. Many times there would be more than two people on a scooter. Sometimes it looked like whole families, or even that the scooter was used as a taxi.  It was bad everywhere, but in Beijing it went from bad to unbelievable.  Our driver had the skill of a micro surgeon—many times there was less than an inch between us and other vehicles and he never batted an eye. We were continually cringing in the backseat and trying not to cry out.
In addition to the traffic, there are just hordes of people—everywhere.  There are peddlers on the streets, beggars, and in some cities (Xi’an and Kunming particularly) there were old, bent, misshapen people lying on the sidewalk as if they were waiting to die.  
We started our sojourn in Beijing at the Summer Palace which is really large and very beautiful.  By the time we finished, we were tired and overwhelmed and ready to head for the hotel.  It was rush hour (like when wasn’t it rush hour?) and it took a long time to get to the hotel.  We drove past Tiananmen Square and I thought that I knew where we were—but within a couple of minutes I was totally lost. 
Although we were told that the hotel desk staff spoke English, that turned out not to be true.  Once our guide got us checked in and departed, we decided to seek out the in-house restaurant for dinner.  The trouble began when we realized that we didn’t know where the restaurant was and the staff couldn’t understand our question.  There was a restaurant in the lobby that was closed (it was the breakfast restaurant).  We felt fairly sure there was another place to eat based on the picture in the elevator, but there wasn’t any info in English in our room.  When we realized that the staff couldn’t help us, we decided to venture out to see if there was something nearby.  As it turned out, our hotel was in a non-tourist area and the surrounding neighborhood didn’t have restaurants or shops.  It seemed to be a fairly poor area (as is most of the city, I think) and we were very uncomfortable immediately.  So back we trudged thinking that we would wait half and hour to see if the lobby restaurant was going to open, and if not, eat the crackers that we brought from home.  After waiting the half hour, we got in the elevator and, although no one else was in there, the button for the second floor had been pushed.  When the doors opened, presto, there was the restaurant and the hostess waiting to seat us! God watches out for the innocents.
The next morning we spent in Tiananmen Square and the Forbidden City.  The guide did not offer to take us inside Mao’s tomb (thank God) so we did not have to look at his body in the glass coffin.  One interesting thing about the Square—there are vendors every few steps selling postcards, picture books, etc.  Brian mentioned (after it was too late to find the guy again) that one of them was selling stamp albums.  That’s when we knew that it would be ok to buy stamps as requested by my brother. The weather was very hot and very muggy and the Forbidden City is unbelievably large and I was wiped out by the time we walked through (or in my case hobbled).  Our next stop was the Temple of Heaven for lunch and a look-see.  The main temple is the building on which the Chinese exhibit at Epcot is modeled (large, round with a blue tile roof).  That building was being renovated and we couldn’t go in, but we did visit several other sites in the park as well as having our lunch. 
The lunch was our introduction to the pattern that lunches would take for the rest of the trip.  Breakfast and lunch were included on all but a couple of the days.  The lunches were prearranged at Chinese restaurants and the menu was preset.  That was ok, because each meal was multi-course—and I mean multi.  They would bring tea and rice and soup and plates of different vegetables, then dishes of pork, beef and chicken, and usually some fruit as desert.  There was always 5 times as much food as we could eat –even if I had liked Chinese food!  The guide and the driver would eat by themselves and we would just wait for them at the table.  About the food, before I forget.  Things are unbelievably cheap in China, including the meals.  Two full dinners with 2 Cokes usually cost us about $4 or $5 total. 
After lunch and the rest of the Temple, we went to the silk factory—the official government store.  We learned later that the guides were required to take us to at least one “official factory” where we were encouraged to shop because only there were we certain of getting the real McCoy and not a fake.  We were really tired by the time we finished and very glad to end the day.  The next day we went to the Great Wall with stops at the government pearl factory (the first of three pearl factories we had to visit) and cloisonnĂ© factory.  These factories were both interesting and reasonable in prices so we really didn’t mind.  
We had Peking duck for lunch, and then went to a tea house for a lesson on teas and another sales pitch.  We were supposed to go to a Llama monastery, but asked to go to a market instead.  We went to Silk Street – huge indoor market that we had heard about it on TV the night before. This was our first chance to haggle and we had a ball. Afterwards we were taken to a performance of the Chinese Acrobats (we chose that over the Beijing opera) which we really enjoyed.  
One of the interesting things about Beijing is the hutongs.  Throughout the whole city, interspersed between the modern buildings, are the ancient neighborhoods of one-story courtyard houses on tiny winding alleys.  Some of them are fairly well kept and affluent, but most are horribly poor slums.  They are all fascinating and supposedly one of the tourist attractions.  We did not go into any although we could see in them as we passed and I’m really sorry that we didn’t tour one.  Our hotel room window looked down into one very poor one.
I mentioned TV.  The Chinese, in every city we visited, have a multitude of stations to choose from. In most places we were able to find at least one station doing some English broadcasting.  We got CNN International one place and BBC somewhere else.  The stories were often redundant and we channel surfed a lot because some of the Chinese shows were fun even without English.  One thing that we noticed was that every night, during the whole trip, there were always several channels showing anti-Japanese WWII movies or programs.  We learned from various guides that the Chinese really, truly, totally hate the Japanese to this day.  For instance most cities have only one or two guides that speak Japanese.  They make the Japanese tourists have English only guides and they charge them more for the same tours than they charge everyone else.  They were very open about their desire to discourage Japanese tourists.
One other general observation—we saw a lot of Caucasians, but few would make eye contact or greet us.  We finally realized that these were the Europeans.  The Aussies and Kiwis were a little friendlier and, while we only met six Americans along the way, we enjoyed comparing hotel and destination notes with them.
We left Beijing the next morning for Xi’an on one of the Chinese Airlines.  I can’t remember which because we were on China Eastern, China Southern, and Shanghai Air at different times. Xi’an has an intact city wall - maybe the only one left in China, and within the downtown portion of the city—inside the walls—it is very easy to know where you are and to follow the map.  Outside the walls is another story, because Xi’an is a very large industrial city.  The air pollution was bad here also.  Our guide in Xi’an was the chattiest guide we had about life under communism.  She is the one who told us that she had always wanted to be a librarian, but that only the children of high government officials could aspire to that position.  She also talked about the effects of collectivism in the factories.  She said that most people were hard workers until they realized that the lazy people got paid exactly the same as the hard workers.  When that happened, she said, more and more workers became lazy, too, and pretty soon nobody was producing anything. That’s when the government wisely decided to go to a free market approach.  We asked her about party membership and she said that it isn’t required but in some professions it is needed in order to advance.  Her brother joined the military and in that career he needs to be a party member so he joined, but is the only member of her family who did.
Interestingly, both she and our Beijing guide made it a point to ask us about our religious beliefs.  All of the guides that took us into the temples gave us a thorough run down about Buddhist and Taoist history, but none of the guides themselves are believers in any religion.  One of them explained it by telling us that “religion is handed down from the parents to the children” and her parents went through the Cultural Revolution.  As all of our guides were in their 20’s, this would appear to explain both their lack of faith as well as their curiosity about ours.
Our first day in Xi’an was spent learning about the Tang Dynasty by visiting the Art Museum, Big Wild Goose Pagoda, and then we climbed up on the city wall.  That night we were taken to a performance of the Tang Dynasty Show—sort of like a Chinese Folkloric.  Our hotel was located smack in the middle of the inner city and we were able to walk out at night in an affluent shopping area.  The next morning we went to see the Terra Cotta Warriors.  They are just as amazing as you have heard. Our obligatory government store was the Terra Cotta Warriors reproduction factory.  While we weren’t interested in making any purchase, we did learn how they were made and how to recognize what type of warrior each one was by their hair style. We also climbed up the bell tower which sits in the crossroads of downtown.  The last thing we saw was the Great Mosque, the largest mosque in China. Xi’an sits at the start of the Silk Road and the Moslem quarter originated back in the Marco Polo days.  To get to the Mosque you walk down a series of narrow winding alleys lined with peddlers then enter the gates to a structure that is both Chinese and Moslem.  There are a series of beautiful and peaceful courtyards with gardens and pavilions before you get to the prayer room (which we could look into but not enter).  In one of the side buildings in one of the courtyards you could hear the students reciting the Koran in Arabic.  
The abject poverty of China really hit us in Xi’an for that is where we encountered our first old women lying, (dying?) on the sidewalk as people walked by.  I am still disturbed over my failure to “do something”.  It goes against my nature not to try to help; yet I felt very intimidated by the thought of calling attention to myself in what is a police state (even though we never saw any signs or evidence of a police state). We just followed the guide as she ignored them.  The beggars were a little easier to ignore, but the pitiful beings lying out to die really bothered me.   The other sad thing we encountered for the first, but not the last, time in Xi’an were the old women who collect the used plastic water and soda bottles for income.  They shyly come up holding out a plastic bag to beg for our cast off trash and there are many “xie xie’s” said in thanks.  It is hard to think about and remember that kind of poverty. At the same time, haggling in the markets is absolutely expected and a great source of amusement for the peddlers, but arguing over a buck or less just felt cheesy although we had just as much fun as they did. It reminded us of Mexico only with better goods and the Chinese physically grab you more than the Mexicans do.
When we left Xi’an we had our only problem with transportation.  We were scheduled to fly to Kunming then transfer to the flight to Lijiang, with no guide in the Kunming Airport to ensure that we made the connection.  After all, we are experienced travelers and why shouldn't we be able to get ourselves where we need to be. 
We had a comfortable layover time, but got nervous when the plane departing Xi’an started down the runway then turned right back to the terminal.  They parked out away from the gates and made some announcement in Chinese.  When the rest of the passengers started groaning and got up, so did we.  Everyone got off the plane and was bused back to the terminal.  We figured we would stay with the crowd or we wouldn’t know what to do next.  That’s when we realized that if we missed the connecting flight in Kunming we were screwed because there wouldn’t be any handy dandy guide to meet us, translate, get us re-booked and find a hotel.  I think that is the moment when we realized just how fragile our support system was.  Yes, we had a little phrase book, but it was pretty useless, and it was very, very hard to find people who spoke English well enough to be understood or to understand us.

As we waited in the terminal the airlines brought out box lunches.  You ate what you got and you did it with chopsticks or else!  After a while, an announcement was made, but although we had no idea of what was being said, everyone stood up and headed for the door. So did we. The funny thing was that as soon as we got airborne (after only a short delay) they immediately served lunch again, then gave us all China Eastern flight bags to make up for the inconvenience.  Can’t you see American Airlines doing that!  At any rate we made the connection and had no more misadventures after that.  That is unless you count the German lady who rolled her luggage trolley up to us and asked if we spoke English.  When we told her that we did, she actually asked us if we would watch her stuff while she left the airport to run across the street to the bank to change some money!  Brian though “Bader-Meinhoff” while I was thinking drugs.
Lijiang was our next stop—a very charming and quaint little city located at 7000 ft above sea level in far southwestern China.  We stayed in the ancient town where vehicles aren’t allowed on the street.  The streets are narrow winding lanes by streams and are lined by shops and restaurants.  The whole place has a Tibetan feel to it due to the fact that the native group that settled here (the Naxi) were originally Tibetan nomads.  We took a trip up a chair lift to a meadow that was at 9000 ft. on a mountain that is 19,000 ft and is very lovely as it floats above the clouds. One funny experience that we had in Lijiang occurred when we went to our prearranged lunch.  As soon as we were served, all the waitresses brought out food to two other tables.  They all sat down at one and the cooks came out and sat at the other.  Guess we got there at lunch break time.  We were fascinated watching them all eat from common dishes and pots—just dipping their chopsticks in and eating then re-dipping. 
It was in Lijiang where we first encountered two interesting American ladies.  We ran into them again a couple of times in Kunming.  One of them worked for a land irrigation agency in Southern California and had traveled all over the world for irrigation meetings. 
Our next stop was in Kunming, a large and very ordinary city.  We went in order to visit the Stone Forest which is incredible and well worth putting up with the very lousy hotel where we stayed.  We also visited the Provincial Museum to see the exhibit about the “War of Resistance to Japanese Aggression” and the city market.  We particularly liked this market since it was aimed at the citizenry, not tourists.
Our guide in Kunming was one of our two very extraordinary ones (the other was in Shanghai). We ran into him that night in a little cafĂ©.  He was there with his cousins who were visiting from out of town.  He came over to speak to us and invited us to join them for the rest of the evening as they were on their way to a dance performance.  We declined, but really treasured the invitation.

I mentioned the bad hotel.  There was one thing about it that we did find charming.  The carpet in the elevator had the day of the week on it—a real boon to folks like us who couldn’t keep track of the days!
After Kunming we went to Guilin.  You may not recognize the name of this town, but you would recognize the scenery.  This is where those “dragon teeth-like” mountains float in the mist by the Li River. Guilin is a very beautiful city, without air pollution due to its being a tourist rather than industrial town.  There is also an Air Force base nearby as well as a military college I think. Following our cruise on the river we had the chance to visit the travel agency office and meet the woman who had booked our trip.  This was a very special surprise treat because we had been corresponding with each other for so long.  Pictures were taken and they gave us gimme caps from the company.  Who knew China did that, too!
We had one additional day in Guilin but our guide either didn’t like us or (as Brian thinks) was a burn-out.  She made no effort to do anything more than a basic tour of the city attractions.  Brian is probably right since we didn’t find people who acted like they didn’t like us anywhere else.  In fact, just the opposite.  We experienced great friendliness everywhere we went.  Well except in Beijing where we were generally ignored by everyone except our guide and driver.
We finished our trip in Shanghai which was one of the three cities we liked immensely (the others being Lijiang and Guilin).  It is very international in architectural style and is the most modern and affluent city we saw.  Shanghai might have more in common with Hong Kong than with Beijing I think. It was the only city where we ventured out in taxis at night on our own. Of course our wonderful guide had made suggestions about where we might like to go (the “fake” market and Nanjing Road) and had written down the places in Chinese so we could show the drivers.  Since I was fairly oriented there,  I could tell that the drivers weren’t going out of their way to jack up the prices.  In fact, they get paid by the klick and not by time so they hurry to drop you off.  The taxis also have unobtrusive buttons that the driver can hit to make the roof top sign flicker.  This alerts police that he is in trouble and needs help.  Pretty clever, huh?
In Shanghai we had a chance to visit a public Pre-K school serving 3,4, and 5 year olds.  We saw their English class (taught by an American from Notre Dame) as they learned “I’m a little teapot short and stout”.  Then we watched the piano lessons.  All kids learn English and a musical instrument.  We were given a mini-recital.  The 6 kids played “Twinkle, twinkle little star” individually (one by one) on a violin, cello, and piano, then something Chinese on three different Chinese instruments.  Following the performance they lined up and high-fived us!
That about sums up the cities, but I’d like to add a few more generic observations.  
—First, although there is much that is foreign, I was surprised by the similarities between our countries.  They drive on the same side of the road, wear western clothes, have the same vegetation, and the same grades and school years for example.  In addition the guys are crazy about American basketball and wanted to discuss various players and teams.  They even knew Duke players!  I felt like singing “It’s a Small World After All”.  They also play American tunes on the radio and for muzac. We kept hearing Christmas Carol tunes.  Not sure what that was all about, but it was funny, and frequent. They even have a Chinese version of Star Search or American Idol and play game shows on TV.
—Another interesting thing is the large number of people doing what are obviously “make-work” jobs.  We saw this everywhere, but it wasn’t till Shanghai that we got a glimmer of an explanation.  Seems that people who need welfare are given make work so that they can “earn” their public assistance. Hmmmm, maybe we should try that.
—My last comment has to be about the primitive nature of their toilet system.  The hotels were fine, but everywhere else the situation was awful.  You couldn’t count on finding western style toilets (as opposed to the hole in the floor) and even if there were commodes, they often were missing the seat.  Toilet paper was scarce.  Sometimes there was none, sometimes there was a roll by the entrance and you grabbed a wad as you went in.  The rolls were tiny and many times we ran out in our hotel rooms.  We carried Kleenex everywhere.   You also see babies with no diapers, or pants. We learned that their method of potty training is very different than what we do, but their babies get trained by a much younger age. For that matter the Chinese don’t use napkins and when we were given them at all they were little bitty squares.  The bathrooms were dirty and smelly and this poor sanitation (along with their eating after each other) struck us as funny when you see the people wearing those face masks to guard against germs.
On the whole, this trip ranks as one of the most interesting and yet at the same time the least expensive trip we have ever taken.  The China Highlights Tour company did an incredible job.